About The Handy
Let’s be 100% transparent and honest here… If you ask a group of guys what they think about hand jobs, we are willing to bet that you’ll get the following answers: a) “It’s a decent consolation prize, I guess,” b) “I can do it better myself,” or c) “They’re great.”
It’s almost guaranteed that you will get a lot of the first two and not much of the third. But if you yourself have a penis or have a partner that has a penis, chances are that you can finally enjoy some quality handiwork with The Handy.
The Handy is a super-powered tech-enabled masturbator that works by embracing your *ahem* with soft thermoplastic elastomers (TPE) in an adjustable grip and using a sliding mechanism to mimic the typical up and down motions of a regular hand job at varying speeds.
The Handy has been reviewed by sex bloggers such as The Big Gay, 69 Desirs, and Forbidden Writings. The product also boasts several reviews on various Reddit pages, including its own subreddit, and there are tons of enthusiastic comments left on the brand’s website.
Whether you are just beginning your foray into the world of sex toys, or you’re a seasoned pro looking to buy something innovative and unique, our The Handy review will provide you with all you need to know about the brand and their “handy” product.
Overview of The Handy
The Handy hands-free ejaculation device is the flagship product of the company SweetTech AS – a sex-tech company founded by Alexander Arish Bjørkmann and Jens Petter Wilhelmsen in Norway in 2019.
The founders have a goal of becoming the leading providers of technology-enabled personal pleasure by normalizing talk of sex and masturbation while creating innovative, transformative designs to elevate sexual experienceS.
The company manufactures their product at their home base in Norway and ships to countries all over the world, except for Brazil, Malaysia, and Russia due to import restrictions (they’ll have to get their socks rocked some other way, unfortunately).
The company only sells their revolutionary product on their website as of right now. They do not have any partnerships with other online sellers or any in-person retailers at the moment, but they are looking to change that in the near future.
Before we get into the meaty stuff, this The Handy review will take a look at some of the brand’s highlights so you can see what they’re all about:
- Wifi and Bluetooth compatible
- Google Home/ Amazon Echo ready
- IFTTT ready
- Sleek and discreet packaging
- International shipping available
- Remote controllable and adjustable
- Compatible with several masturbation sleeves
The Handy Review
Without further ado, here is our comprehensive review of the product itself. This blurb will contain useful information about the materials that compose the device, the technology and method behind it, and the price it is listed for on the site.
When you invest in The Handy, your package comes with The Handy itself, a power supply, a power cable (socket for your country included), the TrueGrip sleeve (made of soft TPE), the TrueGrip band, and an instruction manual.
The device boasts features such as Bluetooth and Wifi connectivity, a 10 stroke-per-second maximum speed, a brushless motor, a dual-core processor, and 10 sensors – 4 hall sensors, 2 temperature sensors, 2 infrared sensors, 1 lock detect sensor – and much more.
The toy comes packaged in a sleek black box, making the carrying case just as aesthetically pleasing as the device itself. Purchase one for $249 and see first “hand” what all of the talk is about.
Who is The Handy for?
The handy is, quite simply put, for anybody that has a Johnson, whether you’re buying it for your own use or whether you are buying it for somebody else.
The toy can be appreciated by anybody, regardless of whether they are novices to the world of sex toys or if they have been around their fair share of them – a good handy never goes out of style.
Who The Handy is NOT for are those that have strong feelings against masturbation or don’t want to experience the ‘faster than hand’ feeling that the toy promises. If you don’t fall into those camps, then get ready to go wild with this product.
Comparison: The Handy vs. Kiiroo
No The Handy review would be complete without taking a look at a competitor to see how they shape up in the world of sex toys. In this edition, we’ve got The Handy going up against Kiroo and their Onyx+ product.
Kiiroo describes the Onyx+ as a device perfect for somebody who travels a lot because it is lightweight and incredibly streamlined, designed in a typical cylindrical flesh-light-like way.
It can connect to a lover’s device, connect to 3D/VR interactive videos, connect to 2D interactive videos, and connect to, or interact with webcam performers.
The device features soft-touch coating for a super tight and ultra-comfortable grip, a touch-sensitive trackpad for adjustability, a reusable and replaceable skin-like sleeve for a real touch feel, and 10 contracting rings that move up and down to simulate intercourse.
In the package, you get the KIIROO Onyx+, a USB charging cable, an authenticity and warranty card, a quick setup manual, and a regular fit sleeve. Orders over $100 ship for free on the Kiiroo site (the Onyx + is $219, quite a bit less than The Handy).
The Handy is similar to the Onyx+ in the sense that they are both sex-tech innovations meant to elevate solo experiences or enable 3rd party play through various means.
Both devices boast the same connective features, but different designs, as The Handy is a tube-like shape with a moving band that holds the sleeve that goes up and down, while the Onyx+ is just a tube-like shape that has all of the moving bits on the inside.
The two brands also say that each product is meant to be discreet and silent. As the old adage says, “different strokes for different folks,” but you’re sure to find something that suits your needs with either of these companies.
The Handy Reviews: What Do Customers Think?
There are a few blogs that have conducted their own The Handy reviews, along with many reviews on Reddit. Before we get to all those juice details found on external sites, let’s see what customers have to say about the brand on their very own website.
Survey says: the product is positively received with a score of 4.4/5 stars out of 126 The Handy reviews. The 5-star experiences are a treasure trove of information on how this handheld masturbator works:
“By far , this is one of the best toys I have ever purchased. One I am on the bigger side and this legit fits all sizes. First time I used it I lasted legit 2 mins . More powerful then any [other] battery operated toy I have used. Honestly worth the money all day long . If you have it don’t hesitate!”
Thank you for that, Rob. Other customers fawn over the product and praise its motor functions, claiming it “was a lot stronger and more varied then I thought it would be.”
Many of The Handy reviews also praise the functionality and variation of the product, saying the scripts are “gravy on the cake to be honest.” We’re not going to enquire about what kind of gravy this customer is talking about, but it sure sounds like a riot.
Moving on to external evaluations, the blog Forbidden Writings had a couple of things to say about this product.
The author praises the device for being so multi-functional and innovative with its 10-different sensors, 3rd party accessibility, universality, dual-core processor, brushless motor, and sleek packaging. They wrap up their The Handy review with the following:
“I know I don’t have a rating system on my blog, but if I did, I’d have to give Handy a higher-than-max score and recommend that anyone who wants to experience masturbation in ways they never thought possible to purchase this product.”
We can’t read too much into it, but we think the author liked the product.
The Big Gay also reviewed The Handy on their blog, giving the device an overall rating of 9.8 out of 10 for its features, build quality and value, replayability, and orgasm power. Key highlights include:
“As automatic masturbators go, it’s probably been the easiest to use, and the most effective. It’s also not as expensive as I thought it would be. The Handy currently retails for £149… It’s definitely a luxury price tag, but’s a product that really does live up to that.”
Redditors are also loving the device, saying things like, “This thing really is the best toy you will ever buy outside of maybe a full size real doll, which I can’t comment on because I’ve never owned. If you seek the best solo experience, get the handy!!!”
All in all, The Handy seems to be well-received (pun intended) by many satisfied customers who enjoy the device and all the sexual satisfaction it produces.
Is The Handy Worth It?
If you are tired of lackluster handjobs, want to spice things up a bit in the bedroom, or maybe have a long-distance lover that you want to connect with on a more intimate level, The Handy seems like a great option.
The device boasts a ton of positive reviews, unsurprising given the sheer number of features it comes with, including 10 sensors, adjustable speed and grip, and 3rd party accessibility.
It might be a bit pricey at first glance, but this The Handy review believes that the money will be worth it if it delivers on the earth-shattering orgasms and unparalleled pleasure it promises.
The Handy Promotions & Discounts
There are currently no promotions, discounts, or rewards available on the brand’s site.
Where to Buy The Handy
As of right now, The Handy is only internationally available on their website at thehandy.com. If you are in Norway you can visit a Kondomeriet store close to you or you can check out the online store at Kondomeriet.no.
For anyone located in EU countries, you can purchase The Handy in various stores through the erotica wholesaler Orion in-store or online.
Where is The Handy made?
The Handy is made in Norway. The sex-tech company that introduced the product, SweetTech AS, is run by Alexander Arish Bjørkmann and Jens Petter Wilhelmsen.
What is The Handy’s Shipping Policy?
The Handy ships free to Europe, the US, and Asia Pacific. For the rest of the world, a small additional fee is added during checkout. Customs and clearance fees should not arrive on top of payment for the product and/or shipping/express shipping.
The company uses DHL to ship to Canada, USPS to ship to the states, and TNT to ship to the UK. As a general rule, shipping times are 7-14 days for regular shipping and 3-7 days for express shipping. Exact details will depend on the customer’s location.
What is The Handy’s Return Policy?
The Handy comes with a 14-day return policy that begins the moment the customer receives their shipment. Once accepted, a refund will be given in the original method of payment that the customer used in the original purchase.
Shipping costs, customs/duties clearance, and handling are solely the responsibility of the customer. To initiate a return, email [email protected] and do not forget to set the invoice amount to 10 EUR/USD.
How to Contact The Handy
If you have any questions after reading our The Handy review, you can reach out to the company through two methods of contact:
- Email: [email protected]
- Postal Address:
Sweet Tech AS
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